tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6694092506511551308.post8710054166593847188..comments2023-04-12T10:45:21.979-04:00Comments on Deathday Letters: We're All Bastards At Least Once in Our LivesShaun Hutchinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480241164653893038noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6694092506511551308.post-73075378952001298592013-03-22T09:59:46.293-04:002013-03-22T09:59:46.293-04:00LOL. IKEA is pretty gay in general. Or at least me...LOL. IKEA is pretty gay in general. Or at least metro.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6694092506511551308.post-19794612982616028392013-03-19T07:15:50.284-04:002013-03-19T07:15:50.284-04:00I'm not sure I could see you as an attorney. ...I'm not sure I could see you as an attorney. But the funny thing is that when I was 15, I also wanted to be an attorney. I, however, was allergic to the idea of money for money's sake, so I always thought I wanted to be a public defender. <br /><br />Then I wanted to be a teacher until I suddenly stopped being allergic to the idea of earning money and realized how little of it teacher's make. <br /><br />I'm still not sure what I want to be. I think it has something to do with writing.<br /><br />Yeah, I did the "that's so gay" thing too. Back then, though, we didn't even know what it meant. I mean, we knew gay was bad and that we didn't want to be gay, but the mechanics were Greek to us. Being gay could have meant spending Saturdays building IKEA furniture for all we knew. Come to think of it, spending Saturday building IKEA furniture is pretty gay.<br /><br />Shaun Hutchinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01480241164653893038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6694092506511551308.post-75461164838324624182013-03-18T14:04:12.324-04:002013-03-18T14:04:12.324-04:00Three things:
When I was 15, I wanted to be a mer...Three things:<br /><br />When I was 15, I wanted to be a mergers and acquisitions attorney. If asked why, I would literally say "Because of the money." I was a total douche.<br /><br />I was slim and in shape at 30, but thanks to having burned out my metabolism on too much jet fuel, I'm probably 40 pounds overweight at 36. I weigh an eighth of a ton.<br /><br />When I was like twelve, I would call something "so gay," if I thought it was lame. Not because I thought homosexual people were any less, but because that's what boys said, and I didn't know any better.<br /><br />Thankfully, people do change, and I now I know enough gay people to know that most of them are the very best people in the world.<br /><br />Damn. That was four things, wasn't it?Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.com