Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Happy Holidays

As I slowly suffocate under the weight of obligations, I wanted to take a moment to wish you all a happy *insert holiday of choice here*.  And remember, he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, so try not to be a dick.  See you next year!


  1. I would love to see the little girl's face when she finds what I assume is a baby doll.

  2. I like those lyrics. Can I sing them at school tomorrow to my students because they really need to hear it.
    Merry Christmas to you.

  3. For a second I thought you wrote, "inert holiday." That would have been cool.

    WV: inesest: incest between insects.


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