As I slowly suffocate under the weight of obligations, I wanted to take a moment to wish you all a happy
*insert holiday of choice here*. And remember, he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, so try not to be a dick. See you next year!
I would love to see the little girl's face when she finds what I assume is a baby doll.
ReplyDeleteI like those lyrics. Can I sing them at school tomorrow to my students because they really need to hear it.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you.
For a second I thought you wrote, "inert holiday." That would have been cool.
ReplyDeleteWV: inesest: incest between insects.